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overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

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holyfuckface:

purple-eagle6:

maths-is-sexy:

damnthosewinchesterboys:

found the twelve year old

this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’

we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.

i found the vegan

holyfuckface:

purple-eagle6:

maths-is-sexy:

damnthosewinchesterboys:

found the twelve year old

this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’

we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.

i found the vegan

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perfunctory:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more

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esexist:

*wears the same outfit as yesterday* vintage

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fuckyeahfoodninja:

I can’t choose which one is more me

fuckyeahfoodninja:

I can’t choose which one is more me

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dietchola:

the best New Years text I got

dietchola:

the best New Years text I got

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dicksplit:

*Baby starts crying on a plane*

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joshpeckofficiall:

when somebody likes your selfie

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when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie

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when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie and then follows you

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getoffmybloghoe:

it makes me uncomfortable that they dont shoot movie scenes in order

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