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dulect:

when someone is playing their music too loud

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princeowl:

ok but before u unfollow me we gotta do a duet of ‘gotta go my own way’ sorry i dont make the rules 

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parents: you need to go out more
parents: you need to exercise more
parents: YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????
parents: HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???
parents: why are you getting angry

snapchatting:

shut up mom! my acapella dubstep group WILL take off and you’ll be sorry for ever calling it stupid!

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life-gets-bad-sometimes:

qonorrhea:

text posts are like children
you delete the ones that dont succeed

what

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"The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies."

- Anonymous (via tetrapharmakooss)

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pgay:

”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye

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sweet-bitsy:

tastefullyoffensive:

[brovanz]

I HATE THESE PEBBLES
I HATE THIS WATER TEMPERATURE
I HATE YOU

sweet-bitsy:

tastefullyoffensive:

[brovanz]

I HATE THESE PEBBLES

I HATE THIS WATER TEMPERATURE

I HATE YOU

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IMAGINE BEING ATTRACTIVE LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

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vincentvangaylord:

timeandspaceismything:

vincentvangaylord:

grandkanye:

imagine if giraffes had 2 legs

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That just looks like the front view of a giraffe.

oh well excuse me princess do u need a sideview of it prancing through nature

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8oo:

i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color

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the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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